Take a F***ing Chance!

I’ve traveled trans-Atantic, to over 15 different countries, and many more cities, all as a broke-ass college student.  People and friends all the time say, “Jealous!” or “I want to come! or “How do you get to travel so much?” Well, they can, but when given the opportunity to take an exotic a fucking awesome trip with…

Why can’t a woman accept a compliment?

I don’t get it.  Why can’t girls accept a compliment?  Every time a compliment is given, we always make up excuses why its not true.   Oh this dress? I’ve had it for years. You like my purse? Thanks, but it’s my mom’s. I’m skinny?  Well, it’s all in my hips. My eyelashes may look…

The A-Z Of Aeroplane Jetiquette

The Oxford English dictionary defines the word ‘Etiquette’ as “the customary code of polite behaviour in society or among members of a particular profession or group”. Unfortunately, some of our beloved passengers have completely forgotten ‘the customary code of polite behaviour in society’ and more specifically onboard our aircraft. So here at Confessions Of A Trolley…

Why you won’t see a ring on my finger.

It seems everyone is getting married and engaged these days.  I mean, there were over 6 engagements on my timeline on Christmas, and another 4 on Valentines day. ♥ You saw it. Really? come on guys and gals; where’s the originality? These people are barely twenty-somethings who still live off their parents.  Have they even lived?…

What I Learned About The Ad Industry By Leaving It

Originally posted on Dear Me:
Dear Younger Emily, You know what professions should be tough to do? Medicine. The Federal Bureau of Investigations. SEAL Team Six (you don’t know what that is yet, but trust me—they’re good). Advertising should not be hard. You’ll leave Advertising on accident pretty soon—the job you find in San Francisco…

Why I Am Not Blessed

You see it all the time.  Open up your Facebook, your Instagram feed.  Especially this week.  You see it: #blessed, #soblessed, How happy they are!  But what makes these people #soblessed and I’m just, so…average? Obviously they have a boyfriend or girlfriend who gives them presents on Valentine’s Day.  #howoriginal.  What did they get? Candy?  Flowers?…